Funny Jackie

I'm an author and syndicated humor columnist. That's me up above, all cleaned up and looking relatively presentable. Sadly, this is about as good as it gets.

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Want to read a whole book of funny family stories? Check out Days of Derangement: Sidesplitting Stories from a Loopy Life. You'll think I've been eavesdropping at your house, but it's just that we all know the same cast of characters.

For a limited time, the Kindle, NOOK and PDF versions of my new book are only 99 cents! You can also buy all 324 tummy-tickling pages in a paperback version. You'll pay more for a meal at McDonald's, and my book won't clog your arteries or coat your thighs with cellulite. It might be a challenge for your bladder, though, especially if you're...ahem...over a certain age. You're likely to laugh a lot so better visit the facilities before you start reading.

My humor writing has been featured in several books, including the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, as well as in newspapers such as The Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Tampa Tribune and The Oklahoman. Go ahead and Google me, if you want proof.

While you're here, be sure to check out my Facebook page, where thousands of funny folks gather daily to laugh at life. We're having a rockin' good time, but it would be even better with you. So get on over there right now...